Cancer Messed With The Wrong Muthafucka Gift
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Chemo Gift For Men
The Name Says It All. Select either the "Cancer Messed with the WRONG Muthafucka" or "Cancer Messed with the WRONG Man" slogans.
CANVAS TWO TONE TOTE BAG
Appx 18" x 10"
600 denier polyester
SUPER SOFT FLEECE THROW*
ORGANIC PEPPERMINT TEA (16ct bags) for nausea
ACRYLIC TUMBLER - Double Wall - Holds 16 oz
PREMIUM MEN'S CREW SOCKS
GINGER SNAP WAFER COOKIES (appx 40-50 cookies) - great for nausea
QUEASY DROPS - All natural by Three Lollies - great for nausea
AVEENO MOISTURE BAR - fragrance free w/ natural colloidal oatmeal (full size 3.5 oz)
AVEENO ACTIVE NATURALS SOOTHING BATH TREATMENT - 1.5 oz fragrance free with colloidal oatmeal - 2 packets
NECK PILLOW SATIN EYE SHADE EARPLUG SET (colors vary)
LIPTON NOODLE SOUP MIX WITH CHICKEN BROTH (2 pouches)
OPTIONAL SAINT G CHEMO BEANIE - Sold Separately +$15.00
OPTIONAL - Please write in order notes at checkout if you wish to have sugar free, vegan and gluten free options. Will substitute with sugar free queasy drops, bicycle playing cards for chicken soup and chapstick substituted for ginger snap cookies.
There are several key items that make this special to the chemo patient and he will think you are brilliant for knowing. Duffle Bags & Totes are exponentially more useful than baskets Peppermint Tea, Ginger Snaps and Queasy Drops for nausea. A Must Have. Chemo patients sometimes have their circadian rhythm disrupted and sleep patterns altered. The eye shade/ear plugs/neck pillow lets him sleep wherever he goes...even in the chemo chair. Perfect. The Optional Saint G Chemo Beanie Rose is a very soft and sleek beanie that can be worn alone or under hats. Arrives beautifully presented as a rose. Aveeno products with oatmeal are also gentle on the skin. He doesn't want food or candy. Chicken soup is there when he feels like it.
*Some blanket colors may vary based upon availability.
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Cancer is never anything to laugh at, but in order to beat it, humor is good medicine! This is perfect for those that are ready to battle and win! My friend absolutely loved it and is going to take to treatments and show it off, love that!
We sent this to a very dear friend, and it blew him away! He called us to let us know that he had received it and was so excited about the contents. Thanks for having these available.
In difficult times this is a useful gift for your friends going thru hard times. When flowers just don't cut it.