Cancer Messed With The Wrong MUTHAFUCKA
For the guy who isn't looking for sympathy — and definitely isn't going down without a fight.
The Something Perfect™ Cancer Care Package for Men combines a bold message with practical comforts he can actually use. The canvas tote says exactly what everyone who loves him is thinking: Cancer Messed With The Wrong MUTHAFUCKA.
Inside, we've packed a soft fleece blanket, Aveeno® personal care essentials, organic ginger tea, Queasy Drops®, and other useful comforts into one ready-to-send cancer care package.
It's funny. It's defiant. It's a little inappropriate. And for the right guy, that's exactly the point.
Inside This Cancer Care Package for Men
- Canvas Tote Bag – Cancer Messed With The Wrong MUTHAFUCKA
- Bold black slogan printed on the front
- Durable reusable canvas tote
- Measures 14.5" H x 14" W x 5.5" D
- Exterior pocket for easy access
- Comfortable web handles
- Useful for carrying books, electronics, snacks, personal items, and everyday essentials
- Super Soft Fleece Throw Blanket – Cozy comfort for relaxing at home or taking along when extra warmth is welcome.
- Generously sized 50" x 60"
- Soft fleece material for warmth and comfort
- Aveeno® Skin Comfort Collection with Natural Colloidal Oatmeal
- Aveeno® Fragrance-Free Moisturizing Bar (Full Size 3.5 oz) – Gentle cleansing with natural colloidal oatmeal.
- Aveeno® Daily Moisturizing Lotion (2.5 oz) – Fragrance-free lotion that leaves skin feeling soft and cared for.
- Aveeno® Soothing Bath Treatment – Includes 2 packets made with 100% natural colloidal oatmeal.
- Queasy Drops® by Three Lollies
- 12 individually wrapped naturally flavored lozenges
- Convenient box for keeping nearby or taking on the go
- Traditional Medicinals® Organic Ginger Tea – A warm herbal tea made with certified organic ingredients.
- 16 individually wrapped tea bags
Not Your Typical Cancer Gift
Some guys don't want another sentimental gift. They'd rather laugh, swear, fight back, and know their people are right there with them.
- Make Him Laugh — because sometimes inappropriate humor is exactly what's needed.
- Send Comfort — a soft blanket and useful personal care items he can actually use.
- Keep It Practical — everyday comforts packed in a reusable canvas tote.
- Say What Everyone Is Thinking — Cancer Messed With The Wrong MUTHAFUCKA.
- Skip The Flowers — send something with a little more personality.
Cancer sucks. The gift doesn't have to.
Send comfort, useful essentials, and a message he'll remember from Just Don't Send Flowers.
For The Days That Suck™
