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$89.99

Unisex Funny Get Well Care Package – I Feel Like Shit Kit Plus™

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Our Most Popular Everyday Recovery Package

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A Funny Get Well Gift for the Days They Feel Like Sh*t

A funny unisex get well care package for men or women who appreciate a little honesty with their encouragement.

Our #1 bestselling get well care package — because sometimes you just have to say it like it is.

Humor on the outside. Practical comfort on the inside. The I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package is designed to make them smile while providing useful items for resting, recovering, and getting through a really lousy day.

Make It Personal with the Perfect Bag Saying

Choose the tote bag saying that best fits the recipient, their personality, and your relationship. The right saying makes the gift feel personal before they even look inside.

The care package provides the comfort. The bag says what you are thinking.

Inside the I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package

  • Canvas Two-Tone Tote Bag
    Choose the saying that best fits the recipient. The durable 600 denier polyester tote measures approximately 18" x 10", includes a convenient front pocket, and can be reused for appointments, errands, work, travel, or everyday essentials.
  • Cozy Fleece Throw Blanket
    A soft layer of warmth for couch days, naps, hospital stays, and recovery at home.
  • Double-Wall Tumbler with Lid & Straw
    Keeps water, tea, juice, or another favorite drink close by while they rest.
  • Lipton® Chicken Noodle Soup Mix
    A warm, familiar comfort that is easy to prepare when they do not feel like cooking. Includes approximately eight servings.
  • Burt's Bees® Essential Skin Care Kit
    • Hand cream
    • Foot cream
    • Lip balm
    • Hand salve
    • Sulfate, paraben, petroleum, and SLS free
  • Wet Ones® Sensitive Skin Hand Wipes
    Fragrance-free wipes that are convenient to keep on a bedside table, near the couch, or in a hospital room.
  • Puzzle Book Collection
    Crossword puzzles, word searches, and Sudoku books to help pass the time during long recovery days.
  • Playing Cards
    A simple screen-free activity for quiet afternoons or visits with friends and family.
  • Facial Tissue Canister
    A practical everyday essential that is easy to keep nearby and fits into many vehicle cup holders.

Blanket colors may vary based on availability.

Greeting cards may be purchased separately.

Why This Care Package Actually Helps

Feeling sick or recovering from surgery often means spending more time resting, feeling chilly, keeping food and drinks within reach, dealing with dry skin, and trying to stay occupied through hours of downtime. This package solves those everyday problems with practical comforts instead of decorative fillers.

  • Warmth and comfort for long hours spent resting on the couch or in bed.
  • Hydration kept close by so they do not have to get up as often.
  • Skin and lip care for dryness caused by indoor air, frequent handwashing, and recovery routines.
  • Easy comfort food for times when preparing a full meal feels like too much work.
  • Activities and entertainment to help pass the time without another full day of television.
  • A much-needed laugh that acknowledges how they feel without becoming overly serious or sentimental.

Because recovery deserves more than flowers.

Browse our complete collection of get well gifts and recovery care packages designed to provide practical comfort, encouragement, and a much-needed smile.

Just Don't Send Flowers for the days that suck

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  • 5
    I feel like shit bag!

    Our recipient LOVED this! She called and said she did NOT want any more flowers, and this was just what she needed to make her smile in the hospital. The PERFECT solution for people looking for a better gift! As I told her, "Flowers wither and die, but shit bags last forver!"

  • 5
    Very happy

    My friend who received the gift was very happy she said the contents were great and it made her laugh when she saw what it said on the bag very happy with this that she was happy and I would definitely recommend it

80 Reviews

  • 5
    I feel like shit bag!

    Our recipient LOVED this! She called and said she did NOT want any more flowers, and this was just what she needed to make her smile in the hospital. The PERFECT solution for people looking for a better gift! As I told her, "Flowers wither and die, but shit bags last forver!"

  • 5
    Very happy

    My friend who received the gift was very happy she said the contents were great and it made her laugh when she saw what it said on the bag very happy with this that she was happy and I would definitely recommend it

  • 5
    I feel like shit kit bag

    I sent this to my friend while recovery She liked it very much.

  • 5
    I Feel Like Shit Kit

    Fabulous and useful! Brought a smile to a very sick friend's face and he uses it when he goes for chemo treatments.

  • 5
    Coworker Loved It

    This was purchased for a coworker. She loved the gift and thought!

  • 5
    It was perfect

    good job

  • 5
    I feel like sh** kit

    Bought this for my sister w was diagnosed with thyroid cancer and had to have her thyroid removed. It gave her the laugh she needed, and all the hospital staff loved it! Contents inside also brightened her day.. Thank you!

  • 5
    Excellent

    This is exactly what I was looking for. Something that would be funny and put a smile on my bosses face.... and that's exactly what it did. For the first time in days his spirits were lifted!

  • 5
    i feel like shit kit

    my dad said the blanket was super high quality, loved it, thank you!

  • 5
    I Feel like S**t Kit

    This was a great alternative to sending flowers. The recipient really like it and it was easy to order and was delivered on time.