Unisex Funny Get Well Care Package – I Feel Like Shit Kit Plus™

A Funny Get Well Gift for the Days They Feel Like Sh*t

A funny unisex get well care package for men or women who appreciate a little honesty with their encouragement.

Our #1 bestselling get well care package — because sometimes you just have to say it like it is.

Humor on the outside. Practical comfort on the inside. The I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package is designed to make them smile while providing useful items for resting, recovering, and getting through a really lousy day.

Inside the I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package

• Canvas Two-Tone Tote Bag
  Choose the saying that best fits the recipient. The durable 600 denier polyester tote measures approximately 18" x 10", includes a convenient front pocket, and can be reused for appointments, errands, work, travel, or everyday essentials.
• Cozy Fleece Throw Blanket
  A soft layer of warmth for couch days, naps, hospital stays, and recovery at home.
• Double-Wall Tumbler with Lid & Straw
  Keeps water, tea, juice, or another favorite drink close by while they rest.
• Lipton® Chicken Noodle Soup Mix
  A warm, familiar comfort that is easy to prepare when they do not feel like cooking. Includes approximately eight servings.
• Burt's Bees® Essential Skin Care Kit
  • Hand cream
  • Foot cream
  • Lip balm
  • Hand salve
  • Sulfate, paraben, petroleum, and SLS free
• Wet Ones® Sensitive Skin Hand Wipes
  Fragrance-free wipes that are convenient to keep on a bedside table, near the couch, or in a hospital room.
• Puzzle Book Collection
  Crossword puzzles, word searches, and Sudoku books to help pass the time during long recovery days.
• Playing Cards
  A simple screen-free activity for quiet afternoons or visits with friends and family.
• Facial Tissue Canister
  A practical everyday essential that is easy to keep nearby and fits into many vehicle cup holders.

Blanket colors may vary based on availability.

Greeting cards may be purchased separately.

Why This Care Package Actually Helps

Feeling sick or recovering from surgery often means spending more time resting, feeling chilly, keeping food and drinks within reach, dealing with dry skin, and trying to stay occupied through hours of downtime. This package solves those everyday problems with practical comforts instead of decorative fillers.

• Warmth and comfort for long hours spent resting on the couch or in bed.
• Hydration kept close by so they do not have to get up as often.
• Skin and lip care for dryness caused by indoor air, frequent handwashing, and recovery routines.
• Easy comfort food for times when preparing a full meal feels like too much work.
• Activities and entertainment to help pass the time without another full day of television.
• A much-needed laugh that acknowledges how they feel without becoming overly serious or sentimental.

Because recovery deserves more than flowers.

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for the days that suck