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$89.99

Unisex Funny Get Well Care Package – I Feel Like Shit Kit Plus™

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Our Most Popular Everyday Recovery Package

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A Funny Get Well Gift for the Days They Feel Like Sh*t

A funny unisex get well care package for men or women who appreciate a little honesty with their encouragement.

Our #1 bestselling get well care package — because sometimes you just have to say it like it is.

Humor on the outside. Practical comfort on the inside. The I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package is designed to make them smile while providing useful items for resting, recovering, and getting through a really lousy day.

Make It Personal with the Perfect Bag Saying

Choose the tote bag saying that best fits the recipient, their personality, and your relationship. The right saying makes the gift feel personal before they even look inside.

The care package provides the comfort. The bag says what you are thinking.

Inside the I Feel Like Shit Kit Care Package

  • Canvas Two-Tone Tote Bag
    Choose the saying that best fits the recipient. The durable 600 denier polyester tote measures approximately 18" x 10", includes a convenient front pocket, and can be reused for appointments, errands, work, travel, or everyday essentials.
  • Cozy Fleece Throw Blanket
    A soft layer of warmth for couch days, naps, hospital stays, and recovery at home.
  • Double-Wall Tumbler with Lid & Straw
    Keeps water, tea, juice, or another favorite drink close by while they rest.
  • Lipton® Chicken Noodle Soup Mix
    A warm, familiar comfort that is easy to prepare when they do not feel like cooking. Includes approximately eight servings.
  • Burt's Bees® Essential Skin Care Kit
    • Hand cream
    • Foot cream
    • Lip balm
    • Hand salve
    • Sulfate, paraben, petroleum, and SLS free
  • Wet Ones® Sensitive Skin Hand Wipes
    Fragrance-free wipes that are convenient to keep on a bedside table, near the couch, or in a hospital room.
  • Puzzle Book Collection
    Crossword puzzles, word searches, and Sudoku books to help pass the time during long recovery days.
  • Playing Cards
    A simple screen-free activity for quiet afternoons or visits with friends and family.
  • Facial Tissue Canister
    A practical everyday essential that is easy to keep nearby and fits into many vehicle cup holders.

Blanket colors may vary based on availability.

Greeting cards may be purchased separately.

Why This Care Package Actually Helps

Feeling sick or recovering from surgery often means spending more time resting, feeling chilly, keeping food and drinks within reach, dealing with dry skin, and trying to stay occupied through hours of downtime. This package solves those everyday problems with practical comforts instead of decorative fillers.

  • Warmth and comfort for long hours spent resting on the couch or in bed.
  • Hydration kept close by so they do not have to get up as often.
  • Skin and lip care for dryness caused by indoor air, frequent handwashing, and recovery routines.
  • Easy comfort food for times when preparing a full meal feels like too much work.
  • Activities and entertainment to help pass the time without another full day of television.
  • A much-needed laugh that acknowledges how they feel without becoming overly serious or sentimental.

Because recovery deserves more than flowers.

Browse our complete collection of get well gifts and recovery care packages designed to provide practical comfort, encouragement, and a much-needed smile.

Just Don't Send Flowers for the days that suck

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  • 5
    Great packaging with high quality items

    The recipient was very pleased.

  • 5
    Quality and item very nice!

    Would order again

80 Reviews

  • 5
    Great packaging with high quality items

    The recipient was very pleased.

  • 5
    Quality and item very nice!

    Would order again

  • 5
    WAY better than flowers!

    I sent this to a friend and it was a wonderful surprise. They found the gift to be thoughtful and useful! They appreciated this more than flowers or food :) the blanket and puzzles were a bit hit! I will not be sending flowers anymore

  • 5
    Amazing Service

    The customer service was amazing. I live in Seattle and was trying to send this package to a family friend in Boulder, CO who was having emergency surgery to remove a cancerous tumor. Because of COVID, the package could not be delivered to the hospital. They contacted me right away to let me know they could not deliver to the hospital and was able to get the package redirected to the hotel where the parents were satying so when he came out of surgery, my get well package as there for him. He reported that it was just what he needed because its gave him something to do besides what TV while he was in the hospital recovering from surgery. Will totally send another one of these packages whenever somebody I know is in the hospital.

  • 5
    I Feel Like Shit Kit

    Looking for something other than flowers or candy I searched the internet for something different and found the perfect gift. This would have been what I would have put together as a "get well" package had it not been for the Covid thing. My sister had surgery one day, came home the next and the gift was scheduled for delivery the third day ~ and it was delivered on the day promised! She immediately called to thank me for the gift, I opted for the "crap" language so she use it in public, she got a kick out of that. With the exception of the blanket and playing cards which she has enough of both those items, she will use/enjoy every item included. As for the cards and blanket I'm sure she will find a needed home for those items. If you're wondering if you should or shouldn't order this gift, I say ~ order!!!

  • 5
    Love this bag

    I always send items like this to friends who are home after surgeries or home sick for lengthy periods of time. They expect the same hum drum flowers or whatever and when they get this they laugh and their spirits are lifted. These are the best!

  • 5
    My dad loved this!

    Such a great unique alternative for care packages. Definitely gave some comic relief in a not so great situation. Loved this - will order again!

  • 5
    Great purchase

    Perfect gift!

  • 5
    Great service

    Ordered the I’m sick as shit bag for my dad in a nursing home... he loved it! The games were perfect to keep him active and the blanket was so soft and became his favorite. Everything in the bag, from the chicken soup to the lotions and balm were perfect. Great presentation and speedy delivery... made his day!

  • 5
    Unique gift

    This unique bag brought a smile when it was needed. Ordering was easy. The shipment was quick. The price was right. Great Job!@